I miss cuddles..
boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses
SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.
Now that’s how you get laid boys.
thats how you get laid ANYBODY
If you don’t like Monty Python you’re wrong
Falling asleep next to someone you love is such an indescribable feeling. Just drifting off together, have those random middle of the night conversations. Watching them doze off next to you, feeling their warm breath as they exhale, falling asleep to the sound of their heartbeat. You feel like you wouldn’t rather be anywhere else in the world. And you just lay there and think, “I love you”.
|—||Nina LaCour (via thelovelyloner)|
I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.
but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.
Would there be a waiting list for this procedure?
The waiting list is made up of all the notes on this post in order so reblog quickly and save your spot in line.
Disney Princesses as Game of Thrones characters by
i express my emotions in long groans at different octaves
Greg is pissed that he was not invited to the stag night.
GUYS. WHAT IF. WHAT IF GREG WAS INVITED. AND HIS LITTLE, “YOU DIDN’T EVEN MAKE IT TO CLOSING TIME” JAB WAS BECAUSE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET THEM AFTER HE GOT OFF WORK AND JUST AS HE WAS LEAVING THEY GOT HAULED INTO THE DRUNK TANK.
I love how John just snaps into the 45 degree angle of pain here